Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
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10:54 pm - ... luckily i wasnt dropped...
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Every element of my childhood pointed to the fact that I would most likely, become seriously illiterate.
I remember sitting around watching "Baby's Day Out" countless times. I neither liked the acting nor the story line and wouldn't even watch the movie. I think it was the idea of a baby, having a day out. Like Ferris.. and I think that's what moved me so much about baby's day out. That I think like an 80's film maker who does lines off his dashboard before entering the boardroom.
I really wish I could get away with the myriad things that Ferris got away with. I wish I could meander onto a parade float without being beaten with in an inch of total bowel failure. The chances of Ferris being able to sing that well in a crowded street is about as good as the chance of him finding a speedo that matches his leopard print sweater vest.
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Monday, August 1st, 2005
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6:50 pm - ... who wears the cape in this relationship...
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Today I finished reading what is, arguably (arguably only because of the preceding novel), the best book I have read. Killing yourself to live is an unbelievably well written first person narrative. The plot is, offically, Chuck Klosterman traveling around the United States visiting landmarks of rockstar's deaths. The actual plot is about Klosterman's inability to commit to one girl and his obsession with lyrical metaphors. The sheer greatness of this book is not the point however. The point is that, like the wake of reading previous Chuck Klosterman books, I am inable to think in any other way than the flow of the text and so my posts for the next week will most likely be in first person narritive. Sorry for the inconvenience to anyone who still reads this shit.
As of lately, I have been feeling inappropriatly good. I can't explain why everything looks clearer now. I can explain the feeling though. It's like in those old fifties romance scenes when the camera lens is covered in vasoline to make the seen appear more steamy and intimate. It feels as if that lens has just been wiped clean.
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Tuesday, July 26th, 2005
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7:46 pm - ... an eventful night at the bay...
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in the last 24 hours i have:
-touched a seagull
-witnessed a seagull try and eat a tampon
-witnessed a human try and eat a tampon
-watched seagulls eat vomit/expired burgers/eachother/cereal/lunch meat/rocks
-witnessed a bolt of lightning hit less than 100 feet from me
-watched as a young gentlemen laid out a towel and made himself comfortable to vomit on his shirt
-got yelled at by an elderly man for "making a mess of the washroom"
-set dozens of shelves on fire
-watched dreadlocks naturally occur
-threatened to fist a guy
-met a stranger who told us about her acid trips and how she fingers her bfs ass
-walked to the end of the sand bar
-participated in a mud fight
-rode a horse
-watched someone fall off a bear
-watched an old guy severely verbally abuse both a small girl and his wife
-watched my tent flood
-nearly drown in my tent retrieving an item i thought of great importance... my hat
-saw the tops of tornado funnels
-got my ass touched by several guys
-listened to too much motion city soundtrack and reggie and the full effect
-had a conversation with a naked guy wearing only a box of bacon dippers on his wang
-watched a guy accidentally give away his shirt
and much much more.
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Monday, July 25th, 2005
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6:15 pm - ... havn't posted in a while...
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alright so here's what ive been up to.
-Recording finished yesterday and i think the Ep is gonna be quite pro.
-Lots of parties in the last half a month since i posted.
-going camping tonight after drums
not a real eventful post but i posted anyways to keep this going.
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Wednesday, July 13th, 2005
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6:36 pm - ... 3 months and 7 months...
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so yesterday marked 3 months i've been dating amanda, she baked me vegan cupcakes which were about 80 percent sugar.
I went to sarah's house yesterday with bobbi and we and sarah's brother jim played mario party, also i finally started work on the Defining Sacred website
www.mywordsyourmouth.tk
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Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
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10:29 am - ... Peter's mom wears Lee Dungarees!..
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I've been drunk/ sick relatively the last two weeks so i'll try and give a bit of a synopsis of the good nights.
Spacardi Pardi Thursday: Went to Johns, took his sisters clothes, i wore her horse riding helmet and jesse wore her see through mesh shirt lol. Got drunk, took all johns condoms nearly burnt his house down and he finally beat donkey kong for super NES
Friday at Joeys: Like always i went to Joeys on Friday. Got decently drunk there, still have 7 beers left. Everyone started smoking again and I dont allow jeff to smoke pot cus hes going somewhere in life lol so i escorted him into the living room with a bb gun. Then while i was in the living room they shot out a window with another bbgun. Then lindsey shot joey in the neck. I ended up going home early cus caley was there and it was just kind of boring. I went out again at like 2 but thats not important.
Hmm sick here but drunk still no good stories so im skipping to Monday.
AHHH Monday Jesse's party at Peters: I went to Drums and upon jesse's request went to Peter's residence following my lesson. There we went out onto the porch where we drank and later like 40 other people jesse invited came over bringing the surprise party at peter's house to a grand total of 59-65. Katie Clark came and we beat her near to death with an old civil war rifle and a rake.
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Friday, July 8th, 2005
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12:53 am - ... rubbers! glorious rubbers!
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so joey and kevin came over yesterday and they helped me clean out the back room and set up my new kit. We then had band practice at like 8 yesterday. and we got a date for recording early today.
today was the day of the second legendary Spacardi Pardi. So drunk right now. My pockets are lined with condoms, and im so rediculously tired. I'm going to bed.
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Tuesday, July 5th, 2005
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11:34 pm - ... Gay Meriatru Following...
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So since i was sick the last couple of days i had a lot of time on my hands, so i thought to myself, hey why not fuck with the people on my msn list. So me and my friend Jesse who lives in the country so hes not doing anything either, round up pictures of dogs in trees. We then pick the best and submit them to the web. And so the legend of the Meriatru begins.
www.meriatrusociety.tk
visit it, you wont be disapointed.
Also Alysha has informed me that i have a gay following at CKSS. I had always assumed the gays liked me. lol joking, i bet ur just trying to fuck with my head alysh alysh.
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Sunday, July 3rd, 2005
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5:49 pm - So you have the clap!
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lol last night i thought i was like all tensed out cus i slept wierd or something and as it turns out i have a shit load of things wrong with my neck lol, my "lymph notes" are swolen and shit and they think i may have mono.
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Saturday, July 2nd, 2005
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10:33 pm - ... cant allow alysha satisfaction...
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I'm worried that, as Alysha predicted, i am infact becoming emo. I bought a hat. I feel it has frosty-esque magic and that whenever i place it upon my head i neither begin to dance around, nor do i smoke my corncob pipe. I do however, get the incredible urge to go write songs on the piano and listen to death cab for cutie. I'm torn between my love for my hat and the feeling that i am now emo. Bask in the satisfaction Alysha, your day of reckoning is coming.
current mood:  exhausted
current music: The Sound of Settling - Death Cab For Cutie
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5:32 pm - ...everyones gone...
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Amanda gets back today but i wont see her til tomorrow. All my friends are out at their cottages or their gf's cottages or they work all the time. Everyone will be back in town next weekend for Joeys on Friday and then I'll probably spend the rest of the weekend at Johns cus hes having a Spacardi Pardi, its gonna be sweet. Also for those who dont know, spacardi parties are where you get like a little kiddy pool, fill it with like 300 melted spacepops, 6 bottles of bacardi, some orange juice, ice, whathave you, and everyone drinks all night. It's quite the comical affair.
I got new plugs, a new hat, new pantaloons. NEW FUCKING DRUM KIT lol, which i still havnt set up cus im waiting for kevin to come back and do that for me as im too lazy.
That's basically all thats new.
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Wednesday, June 29th, 2005
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10:57 pm - ... theres a big difference between a vulva and a volvo...
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Amandas gone to Ottawa til Sunday. Shes gotta go to some Canada Day Ceremony at Parliament hill with her parents for some reason lol. Kevins in Ottawa Valley at his rich ass girlfriend's summer place lol. Uncle Jonathan's Corn-Cob Pipe, The Ottawa region is busy this weekend!!
I went to my brother's graduation tonight. Was interesting. The best part of a John McGregor graduation is the gangsters who come out and will like stick their tongues down the mouth of the female teacher handing out the awards and diplomas. So funny. And ya it was hot as a bitchface is that motha.
Went to Tony's One Stop Music Shop today to try and get a new date for recording at Barn Yard Studios which shares a building but Shawn, the guy who runs the show, was not there he was getting his car detailed lol. None the less im getting a practice pad for drums from Tonys and im getting a double bass pedal from Strings and things and Friday I'm going to Port Huron to trade in my main bass for something a little less flashy lol. that and i stripped the screws on the active pickups and im gonna screw them over rather than the shops in my town lol.
I spent a good part of my day learning piercing. Most recently female genital piercing lol. Interesting lol. I've chosen not to learn male genital piercing and use that as an excuse.
current music: Turn Away - Point Hollow
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Tuesday, June 28th, 2005
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12:18 am - ... the quiet verses/getting affairs in order...
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alright so things have been kind of non-hectic or a lack of "hecticity". Things have been fairly normal, calm, very good times to be honest. Dropped off resumes this past week.
Diane seems to be getting comfortable with the idea of me stretching my ears. And they seem to be ok with the fact that i've chosen to do tattooing as my co-op.
And since the band is currently on a recording hiatus i've chosen to start a side project. "The Quiet Verses". The band durrently consists of a bassplayer (obviously), a synth keyboard/piano player, a violinist, a guitar player, and a drummer.
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Sunday, June 26th, 2005
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10:46 pm - ... dont come to me with ur problems
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im really getting pissed off with emo girls on my list who come and talk to me about killing themselves, sooner or later im just gonna say go for it.
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Saturday, June 25th, 2005
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5:30 pm - ...do you know the muffin man?...
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Thursday, June 23rd, 2005
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10:54 am - ... a good day again..
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Bags, Glorious Glorious Bags.
Today is definately a good day. Last exam was at 8 this morning. Me and Amanda are back togethor and hopefully the slap i gave alysha turns into a bruise. Hooray.
current music: She Took The Wrong Way - Wheels on the Bus
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Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005
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11:54 am - ... big mistake..
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i spent all yesterday afternoon breaking up with Amanda. Iv spent all my morning so far.. trying to get her back. Every so often i get bored with my surroundings and usually the smallest changes make me feel much better. I had that feeling friday, so i made a few changes but the feeling still did not diminish like it normally would. I came to the conclusion that i was no longer happy in my relationship and so i ended it. Since I've realized that that was not the case, rather the opposite. Amanda was the only thing I was happy with.
I need her back.
current mood:  determined
current music: Missing Since March 11 - Madison
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Monday, June 20th, 2005
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4:23 pm - ... soo, soo tired of waiting...
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tired of waking up in the night and seeing the one blank wall in my room. Theres perfection in imperfection, but on the other hand there's beauty in simplicity. The plan is to cover every square inch of my walls.
im tired of not having change. No matter how good things are, if nothing changes i become bored with my surroundings and begin to make drastic changes. Example, the last few days, debating breaking up with amanda. I'v decided to just dye my hair again, get a job, stretch my main lobe some more, and pierce my lip... twice. Then stop bitching.
current mood:  artistic
current music: See Ya Later, Thomas the Carburator - Shotgun Rules
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Saturday, June 18th, 2005
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7:16 pm - ... trying to be a good person...
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i try to be the best person i can while at the same time i have to do some things to keep myself sane. Since i started drinking and drugs... teachers have stopped questioning my wellness. the more i stay out of the spotlight the more im able to lead the life i want.
So yesterday i went to relay for life with amanda. The whole night i was pissed at her. Got home at 8 this morning unable to think. I went to bed and when i woke up i layed in bed and thought about how i was going to break up with her.
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Thursday, June 16th, 2005
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6:48 pm - ... tattooing...
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my family is starting to come around to the idea of me tattooing. My brother turned 18 in may and is now old enough to get a tattoo with out my parents permission (legally) and he plans on getting one soon. I pray that he does because that would open up the door for me and my (illegal) tattoos. Brian offered to take me if my mom agreed, which she would never. But if dan gets one i wont have to worry, ill just go on my own.
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